Source: feriowind
boy there are a few things i like to wake up to but the sound of my brother “using” his rubber ass is not one of them
(via radio-rovo)
Source: johnnyjoestarrelatable
Visionary Brain Genius Elon Musk Has Invented The World's Worst And Most Expensive Subway
Holy shit
“I can’t speak for everyone, but this sounds like it is extremely my fuckin’ speed! In the literal sense that it travels closer to my walking speed than to the speed of an efficient high-speed rail system, and transports only slightly more people than I can carry on my back.”
(via gansmaltz)
Source: pressxtodavid
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
addicted to fingers in his ass sunday
the day has come
the final sunday has arrived
time for the first illegal fingers in his ass
(via johnnyjoestarrelatable)
Source: skeletortilla
i’m losing my goddamn mind
dawn of the final day
24 hours remain
Only our two elected champions can save us now.
(via stkbayfield)
Source: cognitohazard
The time draws near.
I’m choking this is the funniest tumblr apocalypse post I’ve seen so far stjitdtiseyarhtgsr
I’m not leaving Tumblr … but damn this is hilarious.
(via brianthetwelfth)
Source: jackcrumsontheinternet
g0m:
Comic: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 3 - Stardust Crusaders - D'arby the Gamer Part 3
I post these on my twitter too. if tumblr starts thinking my comics are too hot for tv or something
(via turboc)
Source: g0m
yeees, I can see the movie




















